Actually Spoken During the Course of My Evening

"Most scholars theorize that 'Green Eggs and Ham' is an expansive allegory detailing the author's depression over the lack of quality food service on public transportation (boats, trains, cars, goats, bikes, etc.). In a larger sense though, it speaks to the crippling existential angst in that exists in all of us over the dilemnas we face daily. In fact, I believe it was Jean-Paul Sartre that once said... "

er.. actually I just think Sam I Am is coming on to the guy.

...with ham, no less.