It's always the same -- You try to get some moments of peace in your secluded alpine villa when the next thing you know some British secret service do-gooder in a tuxedo is pointing a Walther PPK in your face and demanding to know your plans.
It's a hassle, you know?Fortunately, that's why you keep around a beautiful and winsome assassin with a Russian accent and a ridiculous name who you can use to seduce the agent into believing that she'd never be the one to sneak up behind him while he's got the drop on you and knock him out cold with one vicious, perfectly-timed judo chop.
Then you take the unconscious Briton, tie him to your torture devices and make him pay for all of his impertinent insolence --Which is exactly what she does..
Just as soon as you finish forcing him to
watch your deadly Geisha squad do this
[Listening to: Razed in Black, "A View to a Kill"]
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