Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Things were pretty fuckin' sweet.

Seriously, the Emperor just dissolved the Imperial Senate and gave the regional governors direct control over their territories, illegal smuggling activities are waay down after this huge sting operation we pulled where we boarded all these Corellian freighters, the Jedi are all but extinct, recruiting is way up, and if all that weren't enough, it's starting to look like my my transfer papers are gonna go through -- which means you're looking at the newest sentry to be stationed in cell block twenty-one-eight-seven on the muthafuckin' death star, baby!

I know all my friends keep yapping off at the jib about this supposed "prophecy" where some prodigal son or whatever will bring balance to the force -- but the way things have been going lately?

..Man, I just don't see it.

Besides, the galaxy loves us!!

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[Listening to:   Nothingface – "Goldtooth" ]