Yam what Yam

This is what happens when I play with my google…

     Daniel is a founding member of The Secret Circus.
     Daniel is not a balloon pilot.
     Daniel is pseudepigraphical.
     Daniel is the person who is 100% responsible for your satisfaction
     Daniel is good at not dying.
     Daniel is not a machine programmed with set responses to the words
     you type on the screen.

(It was one hell of an idea, so I nabbed it.)