Herpes is Forever

Just how are you supposed to know if soy milk has gone bad or not?

We're in that hateful floating period where the money's all gone but the paychecks are still a ways down the road. Went through the coffee creamer. Went through the milk. Kim likes to use Slimfast. It makes your coffee nice and chocolatey, but also gives it that unmistakable balsa wood aftertaste that I've never quite gotten used to.

The boy wants to be awake.

     I do not.

Old friends in town. Ostrich worries to the west. Hard east winds creating choppy four-foot sets that will probably blow out by midday. Surprisingly wise old men telling me about lists and goodies...

     sniffs at soydream carton


     Thinks of an old joke from Airplane!