I Don't Get Flying Squirrels

I mean, think about it. Shouldn't they be like completely in charge of the squirrel universe?

It just seems like they're in a perfect position to lord over their unwinged bretheren, and they're not really taking advantage of the opportunity.

And does anyone else suspect that flying squirels probably all talk like Bela Lugosi, or is that just me?

I also have good reason to believe that all flying fish talk like the characters from "Top Gun," and have snazzy testosterone-fueled nicknames like "Maverick" and "Iceman."

    That's right, I am dangerous..