Working for the Man

A few minutes ago one of the IT guys at my company walked up to me with a stern look and said, "Do you have Yahoo Messenger installed on your PC?"

Having been in this situation before, I immediatley took on my "new employee" demeanor -- and in a voice that made every attempt to act like I had no idea such a thing as on-line instant messaging even existed, I quietly answered that "I didn't think so"

He looked me over for a second, and then in a very corporate sort of tone he said,

        "I'll need to install it for you, then."

Any minute now I expect them to show back up and force me to start downloading porn.