Your own, Personal, Cheese Whiz

It's one of those things you don't always think about. One of those little quirks that gets by you before you even realize what's happening. But time after time you'll find yourself there behind the wheel, looking in the rearview -- snickering at yourself.

        Whenever I sing along with Depeche Mode, I use an accent.

I don't really know why I do it. I'd like to say that it's just sort of a subconscious, involuntary thing - but I know it's not, because I don't do it when I sing along with Bowie, Bootsy, or Bad Brains.

But I swear to god, every time I'm in the car listening to "Halo," "Policy of Truth," or "Never Let Me Down Again" it's like Benny Hill's behind the wheel.

        Then Bjork comes on, and the real trouble starts...