Strawberry Milkbucket

When did "medium" become "fucking huge?"

It's so innocuous, sitting there by a drive thru speaker, thinking you're doing the world a favor by not ordering anything super-mongo-sized. But then when you pull around to get your little snack, there isn't really a person behind the window at all, but this gigantic plastic cup slowly inching towards you with two small hands gripping on the sides for dear life.

    “You’ve got to be kidding me,” I say to the lady, “32 ounces is a medium?
    She looks back and says, “Oh, I’m sorry, did you want the large instead?”