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I'm thinking about getting a show on the food network called "The Gourmet Ice Chewer"

Because when you order a cold drink and you're a person who chews ice, it's just as important to know what you're getting with you're drink as what's going to be in the cup.

There is nothing more disappointing than removing the cup cover and finding nothing but slushie.

     Give me something to sink my teeth into, yo.

I'm chewing this stuff for deep, dark, subconscious reasons... lets make it worth it, people!!!