Now, listen, Cadet -- I've got a JOB for you.
See this button?
…DON'T TOUCH IT!
It's the History Eraser button, you FOOL!
...So what'll happen if I touch it?
That's just IT -- We don't KNOW!
Maayyybeee something bad!
Maayyybeee something good!
I guess we'll never know, 'cause you're going to guard it!
…You won't TOUCH it... will you?
Oh, how long can our trusty Cadet hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires? Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him even closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history -- At the MERE...PUSH...of a SINGLE...BUTTON?!
The beeyootiful SHINY button!
The jolly CANDY-LIKE button!
Will he hold out, folks?
CAN he hold out?
See this button?
…DON'T TOUCH IT!
It's the History Eraser button, you FOOL!
...So what'll happen if I touch it?
That's just IT -- We don't KNOW!
Maayyybeee something bad!
Maayyybeee something good!
I guess we'll never know, 'cause you're going to guard it!
…You won't TOUCH it... will you?
Oh, how long can our trusty Cadet hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires? Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him even closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history -- At the MERE...PUSH...of a SINGLE...BUTTON?!
The beeyootiful SHINY button!
The jolly CANDY-LIKE button!
Will he hold out, folks?
CAN he hold out?