Actually Spoken During the Course of my Evening

    Ok, I can accept the theory that because they weren't directly needed for survival, amimals like whales and walruses evolved away from having feet until they reached the stages that we know them at now.

    But this process took place over thousands of years, right? I mean -- it wasn't like one day they had feet, and the next day they didn't.

    So you have to imagine there was this huge time period where all these whales were like..

                      "God, these shoes are fucking killing me!"