Damn You, Pittsburgh Steelers!

So the monday night football game last night totally sucked, which created an opening for the remote control to be taken out of my hands. The TV roulette wheel spun around for a while and then eventually stopped on

       Dr Phil

Apparently the good doctor has been running some sort of survivor-ish reality show thing for fat people in an effort to sell more copies of his new book. 2 teams of overweight individuals live in a house together and do various weight loss "challenges" against each other while they follow Dr. Phil's diet plan and then scheme and backstab each other in private interviews.

       ...Strangely compelling, in a fat car wreck sort of way.

To be honest, I think the thing that made it watchable was Dr. Phils apparent fetish for making really obese people run track. The ripples, they were a'ripplin' - if you know what I mean.

The thing about it though was that Kim was TOTALLY into it. She knew the peoples names, their backstories, all the secret plans and character flaws. It was like..

       Well, it was kinda like when I watch football.