Friend of a friend: "Jeez, I completely forgot where I parked - I've probably had you driving in circles this whole time!"
Friend: "What? How could you forget that?"
Friend of a friend: "I just got off the phone with this really hot guy, so I'm still in that place where my mind is like a total flutter."
Me: "Well here, talk to me for a while -- it'll bring you back to earth so we can find your friggin' car"
[Listening to: MSI, "Dicks Are For My Friends"]
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