Tinkerbell

Remember a little while back when I said I wouldn't pay $12 to see Paris Hilton naked?

It seems the tables have turned.

Recently someone opened up a Club Paris in town, and it turns out they're hiring for a marketing position, which I felt I could handle.

But when I went to apply they told me they would need a picture as well as a resume, which I thought was a little messed up.

Its an office job, not Hooters.

Still, I really need the money, so I strapped on a pair of orange bootie shorts and sent her some candids.

..I'll let you know how it turns out.

[Listening to: Mickey Avalon, "Jane Fonda"]