The Plan

1. Find livable-sized groupings of interesting yet non-batshit crazy local people in relatively the same age group who like to do fun things, don't expect you to be rich, thin, or saved, don't steal your dates or stab you in the back, and wouldn't mind bringing someone new into the fold even if it means occasionally staying sober enough to drive them home when they get altered.
   
   
2. Infiltrate, impress, and conquer.

Actual results may vary, but it should
end up looking something like this:

[Listening to: John Legend, "Ordinary People"]