Skills to Make Mils

I've come up with a new, can't miss scheme to get rich:
Somewhere in the next two weeks I'm going to write, record,
and sell a new album of original songs entitled "Chinese Democracy"
And when/if Axl Rose and Guns n' Roses ever get around to releasing their album of the same name I'm gonna sue their asses for copyright infringement.
Who's with me?
[Listening to: We Are Royalty, "Three Steps"]