Actually Spoken During the Course of My Day

She: How appropriate, my Leprechaun Name is: Thong Wearing O'Donaghue
Me: Aye there lassie, that's a bonny -- Now, how'd ye like to come over here and wax me schellaley?
She: It amazes me how much randomness you know. schellaley???? Is that sha-lay-lay like some
black chick's name or shell-UH-lay? And ummm is that what I should be doing to it? Waxing it?

Me: Yes, come apply wax to my black woman. She loves it.
[Listening to: Scissor Sisters, "Tits on The Radio"]

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