Actually Spoken During the Course of My Day

"If this phone was a vibrator, I'd take it back to the porn shop and demand a refund."

[Listening To:  Mickey Avalon"Jane Fonda" ]

Comments

whatigotsofar said…
You mean your snazzy new cellphone doesn't have the ass-orgasm feature.
Werdna said…
Wow.
Hex said…
WIGSF -- Yeah, but you'd think with an entire network of guys in hard hats and workboots behind me that sort of thing wouldn't be a problem.

Werdna -- You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.