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Stolen from WIGSF, (Who stole it from Visiting Lucyville). Feel free to steal it from me, too. Here's how it works:
  • Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
  • Go to IMDb and find one quote from each film.
  • Post them here for everyone to guess.
  • Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, put who guessed it and the correct answer.
  • NO GOOGLING/IMDb search or other search functions.
If you're a movie nerd like me, the tough part here is cutting the list down to only 15, but then there's this problem I ran into more than once where the quotes I wanted to use were too obscure to make the imdb listings, but at the same times the ones that were there were so blatantly obvious that It was hard to feel like you were just sorta giving it away (see #15). Still, a good way to waste a little time if you've got a some to spare, and if nothing else, you get to see just how cheesy my taste tends to run when it comes to the cinema.
UPDATE: And we've got a winner! 15 for 15. Thanks to everyone who participated. This was fun :)
  1. Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question, scratch that.   From Airplane. Winner: Werdna


  2. You pitiful fool! My life is not for any Earthling to give or take!   From Flash Gordon. Winner: Cakes


  3. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls -- Dyin' time's here.   From Mad Max 2: Beyond Thunderdome. Winner: Cookyspooky


  4. She has the face of Buddha and the heart of a scorpion   From Raise the Red Lantern. Winner: Cakes


  5. Catch you fuckers at a bad time?   From Blade. Winner: Cakes


  6. Why would a man leave his apartment three times on a rainy night with a suitcase and come back three times?   From Rear Window. Winner: Cakes


  7. Shoot straight, you bastards -- don't make a mess of it!   From Breaker Morant. Winner: Satorical


  8. I've been ionized, but I'm okay now.   From The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. Winner: Cookyspooky


  9. I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!   From The Thing. Winner: Cookyspooky


  10. Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.   From The Big Lebowski. Winner: The Kaiser


  11. It should take you exactly four seconds to cross from here to that door. I'll give you two.   From Breakfast at Tiffany's. Winner: Cakes


  12. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.   From Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Winner: Werdna


  13. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass -- and I'm all out of bubblegum.   From They Live. Winner: Lucy


  14. You cheated! Cheated! I hate you! I refuse to accept! I won't win any way but my way! You've ruined my reputation, do you hear? You I hate! You and your hair that's always combed, your suit that's always white, your car that's always clean! I refuse to accept! I challenge you to another race!   From The Great Race. Winner: Unmuse


  15. He's the brains, sweetheart!   From Star Wars. Winner: Satorical

[Listening To:  Fishbone"Beergut" ]

Comments

Lucy said…
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass -- and I'm all out of bubblegum.

That's from the movie "they live"
Lucy said…
ps: about the remark on my blog--i can watch almost anything...and Rushmore is a favorite of mine. my boyfriend and i took a film theory class, and thus became HUGE film nerds.
whatigotsofar said…
Harder than it looks.

They all sound so familiar. I'm sure Pulp Fiction is in there somewhere, but not sure which one.

6. It's on the tip of my tongue, a screw it... Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead? I dunno!

12. Dazed and Confused, probably.
Werdna said…
1: Airplane....

12: is fast times at ridgemont high.

The title is from Army of Darkness. Sadly that is all I knew off the top of my head.
Werdna said…
I took the time to do it:

http://siliconrust.blogspot.com/2008/12/memed.html

Second time I've been memed by you...
The Kaiser said…
"Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man."

The Big Lebowski of course
The Kaiser said…
"It should take you exactly four seconds to cross from here to that door. I'll give you two."

I'm pretty sure that's Interview With The Vampire,but I could be wrong.
Hex said…
Lucy -- she shoots, she scores!

Lucy II -- we're a lowly bunch, the movie nerd. Popcorn flavored fingertips and quote knowledge aplenty.

Great blog, btw.

WIGSF -- swing and a miss on both. Though you might get a few of these.

ps -- Maybe I haven't covered this that much on the blog, but I'm not so down with the Pulp Fiction. Not as good as people say it is, IMHO.

Werdna -- Two hits, and the bonus. Two more and you'll sink my battleship.

Werdna II -- I'm off to check that now.

Kaiser -- Of course. I felt like every quote I could have used from that movie would have been obvious.

Kaiser II -- Wrong on this one, though. Maybe it's not as obvious as I thought.
whatigotsofar said…
Really, I thought you liked Pulp Fiction. But it's the Big Lebowski that you really like. There are plenty of movies that most people like that for some reason, I can't get into. Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Big L, Forrest Gump, the list goes on.
Satorical said…
7 Breaker Morant
15 Star Wars
Cookyspooky said…
3: Beyond Thunderdome )Master Blaster runs Bartertown!

8: Buckaroo Banzai ! w00t!


9: The Thing, one of the creepiest movies of the 80s and the haunted house last year at Universal HHN was awesome.
Cakes said…
4. Raise the Red Lantern
6. Rear Window
11. Breakfast at Tiffany's
Cakes said…
5. Blade
unMuse said…
i think 14 is The Great Race.. I only can guess that because I recently watched it during a 60s movie night a friend hosted.
Hex said…
WIGSF -- Fight Club is a favorite, but I know what you mean about not being able to get on the train with everyone else sometimes.

ps -- Forrest Gump especially sucks.

Satorical -- Indeed, indeed. Breaker Morant rocks.

Cookyspooky -- 3 for 3. Two men enter, one man leaves!

Cakes -- I had a feeling you'd be the one to get these. Looks lik you've guessed the most out of anyone so far :)

Unmuse -- You are right. It's one of my all time favorite movies, and has been since I was a little boy.
Cakes said…
Hm...Is the last one Flash Gordon?