Actually Spoken During the Course of My Day

Me: So if I masturbate while I'm on the plane, does that get me into the mile-high club?
She: It only counts if I'm there with you.
Me: ..So it'd be more like the mile-high cub scouts, then?
[Listening to:  Ministry – "Stigmata" ]

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Anonymous said…
If you get caught spanking it on a plane, you'll be put into a really special club.

We meet on the third Tuesday of every month. Bring pie.
5:08 PM
Hex said…
WIGSF -- please tell me there will be napkins.
8:46 AM
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