Matchy Matchy

Dear lord, are you seeing this?

Look, there's a lot that can be said about how the standards of beauty that permeate advertising, movies, television, music, and modeling are unrealistic and in many cases discriminatory, but then you see something like this and you're like -- "Damn girl, you don't have one skinny friend?"

And that's not to knock on big girls. Ask anyone, I love me some thickness -- but there's a line, you know?

All that aside, jeans that wink at people? Pants that reveal hidden messages in the folds of your butt as you walk?

Assvertising, for crying out loud!?

..Yeah, I think not.

[Listening to:  Rhianna - "Rehab" ]