Just So You Know

I'm terribly, overwhelmingly, unavoidably busy at work today. Really.
How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls?

The Zombie Bite Calculator

How many baboons could you take in a fight? (armed only with a giant dildo)
..Any of you baboons got a problem with that?

[Listening to:  American Head Charge - "Just So You Know" ]

Comments

Werdna said…
I can survive 57 seconds after kicking a bear in the balls (apparently all that beer can biting did some good).

An hour and 29 minutes to become infected via zombie bite.

And 50 baboons in a fight. Which I think is a little high.
Satorical said…
It's good to have metrics. I can't take the time to do more than read right now. But rest assured, I know how to handle 100 baboons. First, line 'em up against the wall. This will require a $2 wager from each of you...
wigsf said…
Okay that last one is just plain silly.
Gem said…
*reports you to Blogger*
.........

*goes to take quizzes*
JerseySjov said…
51 seconds

1 hr and 14 minutes

41 baboons
Frank said…
I love The Oatmeal. I have that site bookmarked...