Me: Hey, check it out -- the mall cop left his Segway unattended over there -- Imma go steal it.
He: No dad, you can't. Stealing is wrong.
Me: Come on, I'm not gonna steal steal it -- I'm just gonna you know, ride it around a little bit.
He: I said no.Me (under my breath): ..You ain't the boss of me.
[Listening to: 88 Keys - "Another Victim" ]