"That dildo never stayed up all night talking to her on the phone
about nothing until you both drifted off to sleep, and it never will."
[Listening to: The Slants - "Haruki Murakami" ]
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3 comments:
-(Currently RUSHING OUT to get a Patent on Talking Dildo Idea...)-
Oh sure, just lock us all the way out why don't you?
btw, am I reading this right -- Heff's blog is now invite only? What's up with that -- you finally taking those monthly playboy reviews to the next level?
Lol. HBAG is INACTIVE, so I locked 'er up.
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