Actually Spoken During the Course of My Day

"That dildo never stayed up all night talking to her on the phone
about nothing until you both drifted off to sleep, and it never will."

[Listening to:  The Slants - "Haruki Murakami" ]


Heff said…
-(Currently RUSHING OUT to get a Patent on Talking Dildo Idea...)-
Hex said…
Oh sure, just lock us all the way out why don't you?

btw, am I reading this right -- Heff's blog is now invite only? What's up with that -- you finally taking those monthly playboy reviews to the next level?
Heff said…
Lol. HBAG is INACTIVE, so I locked 'er up.