Actually Spoken During the Course of My Day

"I'm sorry that my penis broke your phone."

[Listening to:  The Clash – "Know Your Rights" ]

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Anonymous said…
Working on meeting her standards?

I didn't think a phone was traditionally involved:

Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
2:34 AM
Anonymous said…
First Rule of Phone Sex: Use your own phone.
8:39 AM
Axe Victim said…
Well you could always work that line into a song!
9:16 AM
Anonymous said…
*giggles*
8:50 PM
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