Today is a well-deserved headache.I'm starting to think that my personal hubris is a belief that all female bartenders love me.
Then again -- she could have been telling the truth.
[Listening to: Joan Jett, "Fetish"]
Today's the race in Central Park.But like I said, it's the simple things that surprise, and leave you with the smiles you'd never get from a tour bus or a guide. I suppose I could try to explain it to you, but I doubt it would make much sense..
Tomorrow's MoMa and CBGB's.
How cool is that?
"Drink this."Never one to refuse, I throw it back. It tastes something like red wine, except that it feels like hard liquor going down. Whatever it is, it's the third one she's given me this evening.
"Now show me your areola."
It's a hassle, you know?Fortunately, that's why you keep around a beautiful and winsome assassin with a Russian accent and a ridiculous name who you can use to seduce the agent into believing that she'd never be the one to sneak up behind him while he's got the drop on you and knock him out cold with one vicious, perfectly-timed judo chop.
Then you take the unconscious Briton, tie him to your torture devices and make him pay for all of his impertinent insolence --Which is exactly what she does..
Just as soon as you finish forcing him to
watch your deadly Geisha squad do this
And this was like 9:30, 10:00, you know?The meal turned out incredible, so that at least was worth it -- but it also helped cover up the fact Aja and I were munching out at like eleven-thirty (a fact that came clear into focus like 3 hours later when I was hopelessly awake with nothing better to do than flip through channel after channel of hell looking for something to veg out with and hopefully fall asleep to).
Taking a nap would totally
kick ass right about now.
FrustratingPerhaps that's why the divergences are so appealing, the escapes all the more wanting, calling my name and beckoning my follow despite the monetary sting.
One of those symbolic things, I suppose.Fortunatley this time even I couldn't buy into it, and the results have been pretty positive.
Hell, I even got a free shirt!