Actually Spoken During the Course of My Evening

Damn You, Pittsburgh Steelers!

The Judas Slinky

Whatever Happened to my Transylvania Twist?

If You Hear Any Noise, It's Just Me and the Boys

High Karate

That Anxious, Hunting Mood

Paging Doctor Love

Hey Teacher, Leave Those Kids Alone

They Call Me Mr. Knowitall, I am so Eloquent