Is there anyone else out there who is quietly worried that the day might come where you get a chance to shake Obama's hand -- which you'd totally want to do because he seems larger than life right now and you're excited about the things he might be able to do for the country, and he asks you what your name is, so you tell him -- and then he'll be like,
"Oh yeah, I was reading your twitter page the other day --
that thing about jonesing for Muffins? That was awesome!"
[Listening to: Jimi Hendrix – "Stepping Stone" ]