Actually Spoken During the Course of My Day

Her: "I'm down for the Red Lobster, you gotta coupon?"
Me: "Coupon!? Pffft, a real gentleman dines and dashes, Milady."

[Listening to:  Deftones - "976-EVIL" ]

Comments

Satorical said…
Other guys feed you lines, but I take you to Mickey D's!
Bef said…
*smh* you special